- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Death by kayak

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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