Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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