- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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