Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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ur gey

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Read a Book.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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