- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

I like that, but why am I happy?

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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