- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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