What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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you see theres this guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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