What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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