A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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