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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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