- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Gay rights.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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