A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Antijokes...

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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