- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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