why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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