- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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