why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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pull my finger (farts)

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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