- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

A penis walks into a bar..

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