- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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