- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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