- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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