- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Death by kayak

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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