- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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