- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

lewis=cardiac

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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