- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

^ That's not even funny ^

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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