Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Who wants water? I do.

SHUT UP JP

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

u know whats a crime? rape

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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