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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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