- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Chlamydia

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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