a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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quantum physics?

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Asian women drivers...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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