- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

Democracy.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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