- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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