Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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