Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Potassium? K.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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