- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Gay rights.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

A van drives into a car.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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