- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Potassium? K.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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