What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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eoin burgin is fat

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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deez nuts

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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