- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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