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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Gay rights.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

I used to know what alzheimers was

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A van drives into a car.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Gay rights.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

I used to know what alzheimers was

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A van drives into a car.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."