Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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