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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Gay rights.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

I used to know what alzheimers was

A van drives into a car.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Gay rights.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

I used to know what alzheimers was

A van drives into a car.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."