- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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