What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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