A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Tony Romo

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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