- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

my penis

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Knock knock. Get out!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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