Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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