what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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nothing

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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my penis

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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