- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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