- Anti Joke

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

I have a really funny joke.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Hats better than a stick? A stone

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.