- Anti Joke

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!