Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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