- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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