- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

pudding

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them