- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

You tell me. I have amnesia.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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