- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

SHUT UP JP

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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