Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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