What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

a person who will soon die of beeties

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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