Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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