Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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