Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Anti Joke

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