how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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