- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Yo Momma is not fat.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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