- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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