- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's brown an sticky Shit

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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