What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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