- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

ure mama's so fat

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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