- Anti Joke

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle