what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Fat? Jesse Z

Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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