- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??