- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Is maynaise an instrument?

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.