- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy african american

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Who is it?

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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