A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Black people

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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A whole 'nother.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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