- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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