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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

dyslexics of the world untie!

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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