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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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