- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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