why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

what came first the chicken or the chips

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

knock knock who's there ?

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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