- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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