- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

who is not good looking? mon morello

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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