Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What do we call Osama? Osama

Democracy.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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