Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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black chicken. kfc

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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