whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Burp

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Anti Joke

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