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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

"Knock knock." "Come in."

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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