what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Gay rights.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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whats black and strange a paki

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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