A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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