- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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