Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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