What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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