- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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