Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Anti Joke

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