Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Jesus Christ

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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